Interesing specimen on Spessartine Garnets of Muscovite
It looks like it’s bleeding, wow
(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”
Me: “That’s nice.”
Male customer: “So can I have your number?”
Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”
Male customer: “You want to have sex with women?”
Me: “Well, not right now. Right now, I just want to read my book.”
Male customer: “That’s bulls***! If you’re a lesbian then you want to have sex with women!”
Me: “Honestly, I just want to read my book.”
Male customer: “You’re lying to me, that’s very rude! I’m going to complain!”
Male customer, to a waitress: “That girl over there is being really rude. I want you to do something, it’s disturbing my day. She just lied to me and told me that she was a lesbian, and now she’s mocking me.”
Waitress: “What am I supposed to do about that? Make her straight?”
Male customer: “Just do something about it!”
Waitress, to me: “Hello, there.”
Me: “Hello. I’m sorry about him.”
Waitress: “Oh, it’s no problem! So, can I have your number?”
Male customer: *looks horrified*
Me: “Er, yeah, sure. Here.”
(I write my number on a napkin and she takes it, still smiling.)
Waitress, to male customer: “See? She’s a lesbian.”
Male customer: “That’s not what I wanted you to do! I didn’t want you to ask her out, I wanted you to make her leave! I demand to speak to your manager!”
Waitress: “Oh, he’s just popped out. I can get his boyfriend for you though if you want?”
Male customer: *storms out cursing*
(It turned out that the waitress was kidding about her manager, but she wasn’t kidding about asking me out!)
(via notalwaysright.com )
“the customer isn’t always right” stories are some of my favorite stories ever
Entitlement and I don’t even know what to call it - shut down by the waitress. But really? This shouldn’t ever have to happen.
Consider this story without the waitress. This is compelling evidence for the theory that most stories are improved by the addition of a lesbian.
It’s no bother, I’m always flattered when I get a question! <3
As for my favorite movie, I’m not really sure! There’s so many movies I like, but I’m not sure I could nail down a favorite. Mostly I like comedies, though I like adventures and fantasy too!
New Raw Posts coming soon ~ stay sweet loves
Lightning Ridge Black Opal - Twin Galaxy Gem Stones
Aside from Grey and White, Black Opal is the most precious and is at least 50 times more rare than diamond, yet these beautiful gems are also much more fragile.
The brilliant colors within the gems are iridescent, meaning that they will change color or flash as you rotate them. Deep down within the opal are silica spheres arranged in arrays and both the size and arrangement of the spheres will determine the color produced. The Twin Galaxy Stones will flash like lightning as you rotate them, hence the name Lightning Ridge in Australia.
So I’ve been sick for a while, and I haven’t felt up to cooking, right? And the guys are all “Don’t stress, it’s not like we can’t feed ourselves” every time this happens and I can’t cook for them, like they’re insulted that I feel like I have to take care of them.
But see, just this minute, this comes out of my brother’s mouth, after he has sat himself back down to his video games after coming from the kitchen:
"I still haven’t eaten anything. All I did was find the nutella in the freezer and give up."
He does not seem to be going to furnish himself with foodstuffs.
Yesterday, my ex did rather the same thing with only eating one meal and chips all day.
And they wonder why I feel like I have to feed them.
…And who the hell put the nutella in the freezer, anyway??
Pseudofossils are inorganic objects, markings, or impressions that might be mistaken for fossils. Pseudofossils may be misleading, as some types of mineral deposits can mimic lifeforms by forming what appear to be highly detailed or organized structures. One common example is when manganese oxides crystallize with a characteristic treelike or dendritic pattern along a rock fracture. The formation of frost dendrites on a window is another common example of this crystal growth. Concretions are sometimes thought to be fossils, and occasionally one contains a fossil, but are generally not fossils themselves. Chert or flint nodules in limestone can often take forms that resemble fossils.
(by Igor Schwartzmann)